Newton’s extra laws……….

(taken from a magazine)

Law of result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work….it will!

Law of the workshop
Any tool when dropped will roll to the least accessible corner




Law of telephone
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone

Law of coffee
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold

Law of biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach

Theatre rule
People with seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last

Law of queue
If you change queues the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now

Law of mechanical repair
After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch

Law of the alibi
If you tell your boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire

Law of encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with